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Baby Envy

January 15, 2011 2 comments

Hi my Baby Biters,

Britt Here. I know I have been a bad mother and neglected you all. But the thing is that if you really were my babies I KNOW that I’d be a great mom. I’d stay up with you at night if you were restless or get up early if you were hungry. I’d sing Guns N Roses: Sweet Child O Mine and play my La Vie en Rose music box for you if you were sleepy. But the fact is that I only have you my biters and I do love you but I do have baby envy.

You think they'd notice if I took him?

As if I were Kim Kardashian and I were itchin’  to steal my sisters baby (Not really Kim- don’t kill me. This is just for Haha’s). This week I started getting suspicious about my lady parts. I was doing things there were unexpected, things that were making me the nervous. So I quickly took out my handy dandy google and started searching my symptoms. After doing so I still wasn’t satisfied with what I had found online so I took out my birth control pamphlet. I knew there had to be something about my symptoms in there, I opened up the dang thing and there my symptoms were in black in white. Nausea, changes in appetite, SPOTTING. I was sad yet relieved. My dreams of tiny baby clothes and exaggerated baby names floated away like an interrupted daydream. Then again my worries of rent and bills and car payments came rushing back to me. My husband would kill me if I were pregnant. He’d kill me then rejoice. Luckily for me, I have many friends with beautiful babies. Babies I can borrow, babies I can spoil, babies I can LOVE. BABIES I CAN SHOP FOR!!!

With that said, I wanted to share with you the talents of one of my very best friends- Lauren Coria-Avila. She is one of my baby momma friends with a heart of gold and hands of platinum! Her and her mom Melissa create one of a kind vintage inspired baby garments. They are nothing less than darling. You won’t  find anything like it anywhere. Their line is called Le Coria Bebe and you can learn all about it at http://www.lecoria.net or LIKE their page on facebook http://www.facebook.com/pages/Le-Coria-Bebe/166395030068548
Here Mon petite pixie Lauren blogs about her latest designs and even has tutorials for zinky things such as “tuxedo center pieces” you should definitely check it out!! And of course do what you do best… BITE IT!! Below I have added images of her work, like my favorites: bib with feathered rosettes, Marie Antoinette bib and her Navy Linen Romper. I hope you love her designs as much as I do.

 

Bib with Feathered Rosettes

Marie Antoinette couture baby bib

Navy Linen Romper

So if you have rug-rats of your own please think of my lady love Lauren!! Couture satisfaction guaranteed!

Remember you can now also LIKE BITEbritt on Facebook  http://www.facebook.com/pages/BITEbritt/101137633297318 and don’t forget to follow me on twitter! http://twitter.com/#!/BITEbritt

Well that is all for me. Gotta go and dream of candy corn and Captain Hook with my handsom husband.

XOXO- bite me,
Britt

 

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The Bar Hop

December 29, 2009 8 comments

Biters,
Let’s go bar hopping!

 I’ve been reading this blog called “The 100 Girls 100 Days Project” it’s written by a man in New York that goes by the alias “Travis Dillinger” (What do boys love about Dillinger anyway? Personally I don’t get it). Well Travis is attempting to date 100 girls in 100 days which is extremely entertaining. I find myself at work not working and just reading and reading his blog- it’s going to be turned into a movie I just know it. Travis talks and talks about the drinks he orders and all the random girls he kisses and never calls back. I’m completely obsessed with this blog. Anyway… Travis is clearly an alcoholic and he admits it. He goes to a bar every night alone, with friends or on dates. It get’s me wanting to go to a bar.

I would start off the night with a shot of Patron followed by a Kamakazi then a Kentucky Lemonade and if I get to it an Adios Mutha’ucker…


All I need is for some friends to join me. My girl Lauren moved to Colorado yesterday. M hasn’t spoken to me since he broke up with ZY used to be joined at the hip with Z but now is hanging with M. C (who likes to be called R for some stupid reason) is a miserable little prick even though we still love him. Everyone else is either too young or too eager to bitebritt to even be considered to be invited for drinks. So as you can see Art and I are stuck without friends to get stupid with. Maybe we should call up J & E they were really fun that night we went to Ketchup with them. Art has also be hinting that he wants to hang with his friend P and her George Lopez look-a-like husband but I don’t know her that well and don’t feel all the comfortable around her yet but maybe a couple of drinks can fix that. Are alcoholic drinks vegan? Because if they’re not P and her hub won’t touch’em :/ ho humm…

So if you’re a JDub and you need some new friends leave me a nibble and we’ll make plans to hook up. As long as you’re not K (no I don’t mean you KKAJ) or S we’ll be fine!

Sorry for the gossip girl like letters.
Drink on- Read on!
Bite me.
Britt.

Pamper yourself- no I don’t mean diapers

December 23, 2009 Leave a comment

My sweet nibblers,

Do you ever wish you could do something about your face?! Well there’s nothing you can do about what your momma gave you but you can do something to make it look better than it already does 😉

Ever want a massage or a facial or an all around relaxing day of pampering?? Well I got just the thing for you!! My wonderfully sweet and talented sister owns a spa in Old Town Torrace!

 It is called TresJulie!!

I guarantee you that you will not regret going to…

TRESJULIE DAY SPA
1327 Post Avenue, Siute G
Torrance, California 90501

My lovely sister and mother own the place and they are the nicest people you will ever meet! (I’m the mean one in the family). When you make your appointment you will see how nice they really are. They even throw in extra treatments for free! (shhh.. they usually don’t tell you that they give you extra care- they just do it without you noticing). If you don’t believe me look at these reviews posted on Spafinder.com

“The spa is run by its owner Julie and she is one of a kind. You will love your treatment and you will wanna go for more. So, go and enjoy a nice day. You deserve it!”

“This us such a great spa. I’ve been to some higher end spas, but this definitely takes the cake. The owner is experienced and it is obvious she cares for her clients and the treatment she is giving. She communicdates to educate you while she is giving you a treatment. I liked it so much, I book all my treatments for 1 day. Facial, Massage, Leg/Arm/Arm Pit Waxing, Manicure, Pedicure. It was the best pampering experience I could have given myself.”

“The owener, Julie, she is the best one I’ve ever met. When you need any help, she’s always there for you.”

“I have been to many spas in the greater LA area (including the Southbay) and have never had such a pleasant all round experience. The spa’s atmosphere is relaxing and luxurious that you can forget about the rest of the world for a few moments (at least for an hour or so.) The treatment was tailored to my needs and result oriented. The staff was also very inviting and willing to pamper me.”

“The owner Julie is sweet and accomodating. Very knowledgable as she understudies from a local European master skin care technician. The product line is one of the best in the field. Individual attention here is the rule…Check in for ninety minutes of bliss plus results!!”

SEE! I told you so!!!
So when you go make your appointment mention Bitebritt and then report back and tell me all about your experience!

Pamper yourself!
Bite me.
Britt

Lauren & Keobs’ Masqueraqde Ball

October 26, 2009 1 comment

venetian_masquerade_maskLast night was Lauren & Keobs’ surprise 2nd anniversar/going away Masquerade Ball.

Although there wasn’t a murder or monsters of any sort, there were (unfortunately) ghosts of ex-girlfriends past. Ask me the story later 😉 😉 I’m not allowed to publish it online.

 With that out of my system I can go on to say that the whole night was a blast! Lauren was totally surprised her mom had planned this whole party for her. Of course Keobs knew but played along. Lauren looked so beautiful- straight out of a movie. with a white wig, white gown and gold butterfly mask (I am going to miss her). As for Art and I we didn’t do so badly ourselves. We were very Posh and Becks- as I like to say. Please see photo…

I loved seeing all the masks that showed up at the party. There were 3 “V”s from “V for Vendetta” and many feathered ladies. The music as always was great thanks to DJ Danny.

The after party I thought was a little better than the actual party. I felt that we were all able to sit and talk more freely without the darkness of a dance floor and the blaring music. We ordered tacos from the local roach coach however I think Rudy (Lauren’s dad) was a little offended by since I heard him mumbling about it a few hours later, then making some tacos of his own at 1:30 am. 

My mom found an admirer named Steve who kept calling her a movie star/ Marilyn Monroe. My dad thought he was over doing it with it all his theatrics but of course my mother loved all the attention and insisted she get his and his wife’s phone number to invite them to one of her dinner parties that she never throws. And yes they left the party without giving my mother their number but promising her to attend her parties. By that point Art and I had had enough and crashed on the couch along side Michelle whom was fast asleep on the arm-chair beside us. We ended up leaving the Coria house/ after party at 3:20 am but not before Keobs and Art declaring their loyalty to “Team Bella” and Lauren and I reenforcing our undying love for “Team Edward”!

As always till next time- Bite me.

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