Posts Tagged ‘mom’

Baby Envy

January 15, 2011 2 comments

Hi my Baby Biters,

Britt Here. I know I have been a bad mother and neglected you all. But the thing is that if you really were my babies I KNOW that I’d be a great mom. I’d stay up with you at night if you were restless or get up early if you were hungry. I’d sing Guns N Roses: Sweet Child O Mine and play my La Vie en Rose music box for you if you were sleepy. But the fact is that I only have you my biters and I do love you but I do have baby envy.

You think they'd notice if I took him?

As if I were Kim Kardashian and I were itchin’  to steal my sisters baby (Not really Kim- don’t kill me. This is just for Haha’s). This week I started getting suspicious about my lady parts. I was doing things there were unexpected, things that were making me the nervous. So I quickly took out my handy dandy google and started searching my symptoms. After doing so I still wasn’t satisfied with what I had found online so I took out my birth control pamphlet. I knew there had to be something about my symptoms in there, I opened up the dang thing and there my symptoms were in black in white. Nausea, changes in appetite, SPOTTING. I was sad yet relieved. My dreams of tiny baby clothes and exaggerated baby names floated away like an interrupted daydream. Then again my worries of rent and bills and car payments came rushing back to me. My husband would kill me if I were pregnant. He’d kill me then rejoice. Luckily for me, I have many friends with beautiful babies. Babies I can borrow, babies I can spoil, babies I can LOVE. BABIES I CAN SHOP FOR!!!

With that said, I wanted to share with you the talents of one of my very best friends- Lauren Coria-Avila. She is one of my baby momma friends with a heart of gold and hands of platinum! Her and her mom Melissa create one of a kind vintage inspired baby garments. They are nothing less than darling. You won’t  find anything like it anywhere. Their line is called Le Coria Bebe and you can learn all about it at or LIKE their page on facebook
Here Mon petite pixie Lauren blogs about her latest designs and even has tutorials for zinky things such as “tuxedo center pieces” you should definitely check it out!! And of course do what you do best… BITE IT!! Below I have added images of her work, like my favorites: bib with feathered rosettes, Marie Antoinette bib and her Navy Linen Romper. I hope you love her designs as much as I do.


Bib with Feathered Rosettes

Marie Antoinette couture baby bib

Navy Linen Romper

So if you have rug-rats of your own please think of my lady love Lauren!! Couture satisfaction guaranteed!

Remember you can now also LIKE BITEbritt on Facebook and don’t forget to follow me on twitter!!/BITEbritt

Well that is all for me. Gotta go and dream of candy corn and Captain Hook with my handsom husband.

XOXO- bite me,


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Going out of business!!

January 4, 2010 Leave a comment

Why do the words and phrases “sale”, “clearance”, “blow out”, “50% off”, “going out of business”, and “everything must go” send women everywhere into a frenzy? I hadn’t thought of this when I agreed to go to the local DSW with my mother and sister.
Jules told me and mom that the DSW in Westwood was going out of business. So of course mom being the bargin shopper she is jumped at the chance of a good deal. I the dummy thought that all shoe department stores were the same. I thought that just because this particular store was closing their doors forever that there would still be rows upon rows upon rows of couture, and designer goods. I thought I would finally be able to purchase L.A.M.B. and Jimmy Choo for 70% off- well like I said I’m a dummy- I thought wrong.
When we got here there were only 2 aisles of my size (6) and the rest of the store was cleared. Within 5 minutes I knew I wasn’t going to like anything or find anything I thought would be worth my time. Of course my sister and my mom thought that lot of things were amazing. I was forced to sit in a little corner watching 2 purses and the merchandise. Uuhhgg!! What torture! I began to fall asleep. Feeling embarassed I willed myself awake and decided to scold everyone for leaving their crap with me. People started asking me if I was going to buy 30 pairs of shoes (literally). I was in agony. I learned my lesson and I hope you learn from my mistakes. When people tell you going out of business, 50% off everything, clearance and everything must go don’t always believe that it’s a good thing. Because believe me it’s NOT! I should’ve stayed home. I should’ve stayed in bed. Nothing good can come out of shopping with your mother and sister. Trust!

This time only don’t bite me.